August 2010
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July 2010
4 posts
POO ON THE MENU →
Each time you feel this pressurized urge to give yourself away, silently but...
Roar.
April 2010
4 posts
You only kept me around. Waitin’ for someone better to come along. I guess...
March 2010
12 posts
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Dear Sir(s):
Dear Sir,
Just because I talk to you in a friendly and open manner, doesn’t mean I enjoy your company.
Sincerely,
Emily R. Bryan
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Epic... →
Sad Trombone.
The best camera is the one you have with you.
– Unknown, often attributed to Ansel Adams (via claytoncubitt)
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And the award goes to....
I just woke up. I am not proud of this.
Episodes in Subway Banter
Me (speaking to myself): Where are my headphones? (Drops bag on subway floor. Bra and perfume fall out of bag. Guy sitting next to me, looks at the floor and then looks at me.)
Guy: I bet a girl like you made a lot of money tonight.
Me: (pause) What? (long pause.) Oooooooooh. Dudeā¦no.
Mom.
Me: My iphone is acting weird.
Mom: You can take your iphone and shove it up your ass.
Me: How does that help me?
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Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering....
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And the week begins...
Good Morning, Monday. Go fuck yourself.