August 2010
1 post
Aug 19th
July 2010
4 posts
Jul 25th
POO ON THE MENU →
Jul 23rd
“Each time you feel this pressurized urge to give yourself away, silently but...”
Jul 23rd
Roar.
Jul 23rd
April 2010
4 posts
“You only kept me around. Waitin’ for someone better to come along. I guess...”
Apr 23rd
Apr 22nd
Apr 7th
Apr 1st
March 2010
12 posts
Mar 19th
Mar 10th
1 tag
Dear Sir(s):
Dear Sir, Just because I talk to you in a friendly and open manner, doesn’t mean I enjoy your company. Sincerely, Emily R. Bryan
Mar 10th
2 tags
Mar 9th
Epic... →
Sad Trombone.
Mar 9th
“The best camera is the one you have with you.”
– Unknown, often attributed to Ansel Adams (via claytoncubitt)
Mar 8th
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1 tag
And the award goes to....
I just woke up. I am not proud of this.
Mar 8th
Episodes in Subway Banter
Me (speaking to myself): Where are my headphones? (Drops bag on subway floor. Bra and perfume fall out of bag. Guy sitting next to me, looks at the floor and then looks at me.)
Guy: I bet a girl like you made a lot of money tonight.
Me: (pause) What? (long pause.) Oooooooooh. Dude…no.
Mar 8th
Mar 8th
Mom.
Me: My iphone is acting weird.
Mom: You can take your iphone and shove it up your ass.
Me: How does that help me?
Mar 8th
2 tags
“Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering....”
Mar 8th
1 tag
And the week begins...
Good Morning, Monday. Go fuck yourself.
Mar 8th