Emily Stands Up

Gmail Spam: A Conversation with a Web Cam Girl

pinkkrushy296: hey there

me: Good Afternoon Madam.

pinkkrushy296: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...

me: I’m not doing well. My cat choked on a battery.

pinkkrushy296: Cool… Well, my name is Jenny Im from S.Florida..

me: Cool? How is that cool? It fucking sucks.Go to hell Jenny.

pinkkrushy296: Can I ask you a question?

me: FINE! What? What is it? Only if it’s about donuts. I fucking love donuts.

pinkkrushy296: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY?

me: This conversation isn’t going to be about donuts…is it?

pinkkrushy296: lol.. I have a lot of both!! Wanna see me? I just started working at scores im on their live site now…

me: One time I had like the best dessert. It was a donut ice cream sandwich. WHAT THE FUCK? HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

pinkkrushy296: Ok… let me set my web cam up and you can see me on my bed, watch me shake my booty and bounce my tits!! LOL.. brb

me: It’s all about you, isn’t it?

pinkkrushy296: Ok! Click here (LINK) it will bring you to my scores cam page and we’ll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There’s a few pix of me in there, thats my profile. Just register and it’ll take you straight to my webcam, I’ll be there in a minute..

me: Just a thought, if you want to make friends, it’s not always a good idea to JUST talk about yourself. Ask me a question.

pinkkrushy296: did you see me put my ass and pussy up close for you babe? hehe

me: IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

pinkkrushy296: I think it costs like $1 to watch me babe, trust me it will be well worth it!

me: You THINK it’s a dollar to watch you? I suggest you find out.

pinkkrushy296: Im feeling freaky and I don’t want any kids watching me!! lol..

me: That conflict in Syria is pretty crazy.

pinkkrushy296: Once you’ve completed that, it’ll bring you to the main page.

me:

pinkkrushy296: Just go to the Live Model section and click my cam pic

me: Let’s exchange cam pics!

Your turn!

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